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"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."
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Now you’ll be able to understand what the youths are saying.
Um. I have been using half of these words sarcastically for the past 6 years and I am not a teenager. Da fuq?
These are great, and this one also happens to be almost my biggest pet peeve. Whether on the sidewalk or in the mall, get out of my fucking way. I can’t stand it when people amble.
omfg, yes. i am enraged when this happens.