All those girls and guys I’ve made out with and using other folks’ chapstick has caught up with me.

Methinks I have a cold sore and I have no idea what to do about it.

"A third of Tumblr’s active users come from households with incomes above $100,000 per year, giving it higher income skew than Facebook or Twitter, according to Comscore, the Web analytics firm."

Teen Wolf Season 2 Extras: Tyler Posey + Shirtless Montage

Lol

"…already Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., says he will insist that any federal disaster aid be paid for with cuts elsewhere."

Roll Call (via brooklynmutt)

What a fucking asshole.

"We nearly Kickstarted the budget back in November, but now I’m feeling like that’s not fair to real indie filmmakers who need the help. Unlike back when I made Clerks in ‘91, I’ve got access to money now — so I should use that money and not suck any loot out of the crowd-funding marketplace that might otherwise go to some first-timer who can really use it."

Kevin Smith

The filmmaker is not going to fund Clerks III through Kickstarter.

(via futureoffilm)

"We may be seeing solid majorities in national polls supporting anti-discrimination laws for gay and transgender people, and even majorities supporting marriage equality. But the minorities are still substantial. And they are getting more desperate. For years, those who are anti-gay have been emboldened by the often hateful declarations of homophobic religious leaders and by the attacks by groups like the National Organization for Marriage, which have demeaned gays. After decades of struggle, we’re finally beating them back in the courts, in legislatures and even at the ballot box. And perhaps the frustration and anger by those who oppose us is now further empowering the thugs who take their hate and rage to the streets."

livinginvincible:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

brooklynmutt:

Hat tip to this headline writer.

Omg.

brooklynmutt:

Hat tip to this headline writer.

Omg.

Herro

Herro

davidquigg:

SCIENTISTS REVEAL THAT I WAS ALMOST RIGHT ABOUT GATSBY
Yesterday, in praise of what Fitzgerald managed within Gatsby’s lean 182 pages, I wrote, “we’re pretty sure that the fastest reader in our house can read all 182 of those pages in less time than it took her to watch the (Gatsby) movie.” My daughter texted me a screen grab of the experimental results yesterday afternoon.
Movie time: 2 hours, 22 minutes.
Reading time: 2 hours, 36 minutes.
When you factor in the time we spent watching previews before the movie started, as I think you must when rescuing a doomed hypothesis from the clutches of hostile facts, I was totally correct.

davidquigg:

SCIENTISTS REVEAL THAT I WAS ALMOST RIGHT ABOUT GATSBY

Yesterday, in praise of what Fitzgerald managed within Gatsby’s lean 182 pages, I wrote, “we’re pretty sure that the fastest reader in our house can read all 182 of those pages in less time than it took her to watch the (Gatsby) movie.” My daughter texted me a screen grab of the experimental results yesterday afternoon.

Movie time: 2 hours, 22 minutes.

Reading time: 2 hours, 36 minutes.

When you factor in the time we spent watching previews before the movie started, as I think you must when rescuing a doomed hypothesis from the clutches of hostile facts, I was totally correct.

"David Karp will remain CEO"
Yahoo is already destroying Tumblr (via mattgorman)